♪ Move your body ♪
♪ out on the floor ♪
[Overlapping chatter]
Val, listen, he's beautiful.
Babe, will you give him a chance?
He is so sweet, and I am telling you, you are gonna regret not meeting him.
After all the aesthetically challenged guys my mother's been
setting me up with, I think I'll pass.
Okay, when your mom says guys are sweet, that is code for fat,
bald, and living check to check.
When I say they're sweet, that means that his body is banging.
Maybe I'm missing out, but right now, I would like to find someone on my own.
Okay.
Thank you.
I'll leave it alone.
Ooh, sorry I'm late.
I had to flirt my way out of a ticket.
Did it work?
I'm gonna pretend you didn't ask me that.
So, what was this secret meeting you had to run off to?
I've decided that I'm going to get my real estate license.
Oh, so are you saying your gambling days are over?
Not at all, but I just seriously started to look at my future, and I need some stability.
So, what made you choose real estate?
Because all real estate agents do is walk through houses
doing their best vanna white impression and take home 6%.
So, I've done the math.
If I focus on high-end clients, I can bring home a hefty
commission and still have a lot of free time.
Getting your real estate license is not that easy.
Hmm.
It's no small commitment, and we know how you feel about commitments.
Then why do you have to ruin a perfectly good conversation by
bringing up that word?
You guys, Darryl just agreed to go to marriage counseling with me.
Oh!
That's the first step, right?
Honey, that is great.
That means he's at least willing to get on the road to forgiveness.
Let me keep it real.
You've been spending a lot of energy trying to get Darryl to
go to counseling, but are you ready?
Am I ready?
Yes, Keisha, I'm ready.
I want my husband back.
I know, but it's gonna get deep.
He's gonna get mad all over again.
Keisha, don't talk her out of it.
She's doing the right thing.
I'm on April's side.
I just want her to be prepared.
Well, thank you, Keisha.
I would do the same for you.
I know, but I wouldn't have gotten caught, so you wouldn't have to.
[Laughter]
Stupid.
Hello, ladies.
Keisha, can I talk to you for a minute?
I don't have a minute.
Please?
Single Ladies - 01x03 - Indecent Proposal
Your minute has already started.
[Laughs]
Okay.
I was gonna call you today and then you just walked in.
It's funny, right?
I'm not laughing, but I'm happy I could save you the trouble.
What exactly were you gonna say?
Wait a minute.
What's up with all this attitude?
Are you mad at me?
Are you joking?
Two weeks ago, I was at your house, in your bed, doing things
that would make half the people in this restaurant blush.
Then you stop returning my phone calls and you have the audacity
to ask me why I have an attitude?
You are a piece of work.
Okay, for one, I've been busy.
I was traveling, Keisha, and just--just doing my thing.
So we've been out of touch for a few days.
Big deal.
Why are you trippin'?
I was gonna call you.
You're right, I'm trippin'.
Do me a favor.
Lose my number, because I'm damn sure gonna lose yours.
Are you okay?
Mm-hmm.
And who's that chick?
Who cares?
We're done.
I'm fine.
How can you be fine with that, Keisha?
You like him.
Why couldn't he have just called?
It drives me crazy with guys.
Communicate.
You guys are too sensitive.
You let your emotions rule you.
I'm a big girl.
I knew what I got myself into when I slept with Malcolm.
We made no promises.
Mmm, this crab cake is good.
Val, have you seen this?
Gretchen Dayton and the plastic surgeon settled their divorce.
Finally!
She can pay her tab.
She owes me more than 10 gs.
I never understood the concept of a tab.
If you take the merchandise, you should have to pay for the merchandise.
It's a courtesy I extend to my wealthy clients to keep them coming back.
Plus, I felt sorry for her.
Her assets were frozen.
Then she should stop shopping until they thaw out.
Oh, they've thawed.
It says here on necolebitchie.com, she was awarded $8.3 million.
Ooh-whoo!
It pays to live unhappily ever after.
[Laughs]
Omar, why do you keep staring at me?
I've just never seen you with a book.
Okay, Keisha's getting her real estate license and we
should support her endeavor.
I do support her.
I just didn't know she could read.
I'm impressed.
Actually, Omar, you were my inspiration.
I looked at your life and decided I can't possibly get
stuck where you are, so thank you.
Whoa.
Oh. Hi.
Can I help you?
Yeah, I'm here for the internship.
I came over from the art institute.
Yeah, but I just called an hour ago.
The interviews don't start until tomorrow.
Right.
I took your call.
I figured why wait when I already know I'd be a great asset to you?
Really?
How so?
Not only am I a fashion stylist, I do nails and hair.
I could hook your mannequins up, dress them, minx the nails, do
some hair art like animals and baskets or car emblems.
I'm really gonna have to think about that.
Thank you so much for coming in.
Oh.
Stop it.
Car emblems.
Move.
Please hire her.
For me.
Hi, I'm looking for val.
You're hired.
She's that way.
Thank you.
Mm-hmm.
Hi. Val?
Yeah?
I'm Blake.
Your friend April sent me.
I'm in town for the next few days and she told me I should
stop by and meet you.
You have no idea what I'm talking about, do you?
It's very nice to meet you, Blake, and I hope you're not too
attached to April because I'm gonna kill her.
It's my fault.
I've been having bad luck with women and she said that she had
a beautiful friend that was in the same boat with men, so it
was my bright idea to have her hook us up.
Well, I'm flattered, but I've kind of been put on the spot now, so...
Well, she may have been wrong to send me here but, uh, go easy on April.
She meant well.
And oh, by the way, this store is amazing.
I love all the windows.
It almost brings the outside inside, like it's one big space.
Pretty cool.
That's exactly why I bought it.
Are you into architecture?
No.
[Laughs]
I just have an affinity for elegant things.
So, what brings you to Atlanta anyway?
I'm interviewing at bacchanalia.
I'm a chef.
That's one of my favorite restaurants.
Nice.
Wait a second.
You don't just interview when you're a chef.
You have to do a tasting.
So, what's on the menu?
How about I cook it for you tomorrow night?
You can be my critic.
Careful what you ask for.
♪ I won't give you ♪
♪ satisfaction ♪
♪ it's time to reboot ♪
♪ I've gotta charge my battery ♪
♪ I done danced so much ♪
♪ I'm almost on empty ♪
♪ it happens every time ♪
♪ I hear the beat ♪
♪ time to reboot ♪
♪ it's time to reboot ♪
♪ reboot ♪
♪ let me in ♪
Hey, Marion Jones over there, slow up, slow up.
Hold on one second.
All that running you're doing is definitely working.
Mind if I holler at you for a second?
All right, so check it out.
When's the last time you heard some music that changed your life?
Just now when I was listening to Pharrell.
I like Pharrell.
You know, he's real cool but, uh, you know, he ain't got
nothin' on, you know, Mac Miller, you know what I'm sayin'?
And I can prove it right now, $5.00.
Uh, that's okay, I'm good.
Thanks, though.
I'm good.
But you ain't gonna know that unless you buy my CD.
Come on, give it a chance.
What you got to lose?
$5.00.
All right, all right, allow me.
Hold up.
Just--just sit tight, okay?
Okay, just checking.
♪ First name Mac ♪
♪ and my last name Miller ♪
♪ I'ma be someone monster ♪
♪ iller than Godzilla ♪
♪ yeah, my skin vanilla ♪
♪ I'm hotter than chinchillas ♪
♪ hittin' Vegas for the night ♪
♪ in Capa Villa ♪
All right.
I got you a little taste.
Just a little.
That's all I'ma give you.
All right.
You know?
Okay, you got it right there.
All right, all right, you just enjoy that, all right?
Peace and thank you.
♪ When you candidate ♪
♪ opponents give a [...] ♪
♪ about a budget ♪
♪ when you work with me ♪
♪ the subject of discussion ♪
♪ but it's nothin' ♪
♪ when you stop and just say ♪
♪ 'cause you walkin' ♪
♪ out in public ♪
♪ and you wave ♪
♪ I just want to rap, rap ♪
♪ through the city ♪
♪ in a cutlass ♪
♪ on a [...] ♪
♪ somewhere get my new kiss ♪
♪ that's the way it goes ♪
♪ when you party ♪
♪ just like I do ♪
Wait! Mac!
[Honks horn]
♪ Piss me off ♪
♪ in high school ♪
♪ take over the world ♪
♪ when I'm on my Donald trump ♪
♪ look at all this money ♪
♪ ain't that somethin'? ♪
♪ take over the world ♪
♪ when I'm on my Donald trump ♪
♪ look at all this money ♪
♪ ain't that a... ♪
What do I need to do to get this gig?
You could start by not creepin' up on people.
Sorry.
I'm Christina.
I'm from the fashion and art institute.
I was supposed to have an internship, like, two weeks ago.
This is one of the few paid ones, so if I don't get it, then
my ass is gonna be pushing tuxedo-striped khakis at Old Navy.
Come on, all right?
Look at her.
She does not need this internship like I do.
She's a rich buckhead snob.
Her, seriously, she's so uptight.
I hate her.
Do you want to work with someone like her or do you want to work
with someone who can put you in a pair of Lanvin python sneakers?
10 1/2?
For free?
Mm-hmm.
And you'll do all the stuff around here I hate?
Sweep? Get lunch?
Whatever you say.
She's a compliment whore.
Oh, wait, that's me.
She's a fashion nerd.
If you tell her the history of any piece of clothing, she'll
damn near have an orgasm.
She's a little OCD too, so a place for everything, everything in its place.
It's good looking out.
10 1/2.
Don't play with my feelings.
Well, you've got great work experience, but I don't see any references.
Yeah, no, that's because, um, they say that everything should fit on one page.
That's how it's supposed to be done.
So, zero references?
I have references.
I just--I don't agree with them.
Oh.
[Laughs]
Look, I'm gonna do a kick-ass job.
I'm a hard worker, I learn fast, and I have really good taste.
Clearly.
Thank you so much for coming in.
I really appreciate it.
Hey, val, I want you to meet new artist, Mac Miller.
This dude is gonna be the biggest thing out there.
Whoa, back up.
You got your promotion to a&r?
Not yet, but when Mac is introduced to my boss, there's no way I won't.
But he needs a new look.
I keep telling this girl I got hoodies in every color.
I'm good.
Let me try.
What?
New girl?
No. No.
I was just interviewing interns.
She was just leaving.
How about this?
If you're not thoroughly impressed, then I'll get out of your hair.
Promise.
Val, she's bold, brazen, overly-confident, but there's something about her.
Why don't you just give her a chance?
Please?
You have one shot.
Go.
[Squeals]
Come with me.
Girl, I don't know how I let you talk me into going tonight
when I have all this studying to do.
Please, I came over here to borrow a purse to go to a party
and you start getting ready.
You said it was for the millionaires of Atlanta, so
what kind of friend would I be to send you over there by yourself?
I just hope there's some cuties there.
Um, what's up with you and Mr.
Malcolm?
Nada, zero, zilch.
It might be cold.
I'ma wear this.
You know he might be there.
Huh.
Ting!
Ah!
[Laughs]
Yes, sir.
[Both laugh]
That's the one.
Oh, that's cute, huh?
Uh-huh.
Are you waiting for an invitation?
Take your pants off.
Straight-leg dress pants, not for me.
I really need you to do this for me.
Just trust me.
Please, take 'em off.
Dude, you don't have anything I haven't seen before.
That's what I was hoping for too.
[Laughs]
You guys ready?
Girl, you keep playing, you gonna get more than a job.
Nice.
I like it.
Welcome aboard, Christina.
You owe me, you owe me.
So, Blake, how did you get interested in cooking?
Actually, it's a really funny story.
My parents and Blake's parents were, um-- Wait, no, no, no.
That's not it.
Wait, what was it?
What was it?
You know what?
Blake tells it so much better than I do, so I'm gonna go-- catch a movie?
Yes.
Great idea.
Okay.
Okay. Bye now.
Bye.
[Laughs] Okay, bye.
Well, actually, from a young age, I was so finicky, I
wouldn't even eat fish sticks.
I wanted baked crab and stuffed trout.
[Laughs]
I was a bougie little kid.
Oh.
Oh, no, no, no.
What?
Loosen your grip.
Here.
Oh.
Yeah.
Okay.
Have fun with it.
Mm-hmm.
Like that?
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
Much better.
And then I studied at Le Cordon Bleu in Paris and later at the
Italian culinary academy in Italy.
Hmm.
Have you ever been to Italy?
Oh, I love Italy.
Milan is one of my favorite cities in the world.
Try this.
Mmm!
Oh, my God.
You almost lost a finger on that, that's so good.
[Laughs]
That's exactly why I cook.
I love the look on someone's face when they take a bite of
something I've made and they're in heaven.
Mmm!
I know I did that.
♪ You see me rolling up ♪
♪ in my Mercedes ♪
♪ been hanging down my way ♪
♪ much more than lately ♪
♪ I know the scene ♪
Look over there, 12:00.
All that fineness.
Whoo!
What I would do.
I can't look right now.
My clock stopped at 9:00 and my alarm is going off.
Um, I think you might find 3:00 interesting too.
Not at all.
But back to you and this celibacy kick you're on.
The only thing you would do with all that fineness is get both
of you all hot and bothered.
Celibacy is a spiritual journey.
You should try it sometime.
It's a torturous journey, and I don't like to travel alone.
[Laughs]
Hi, I'm Alex.
I don't have any kids, I don't eat any pork, I don't smoke, I
don't drink, I'm financially stable, and I'm fit, and most of all, I'm packing.
I think that meets all your requirements.
Can we talk?
I don't know what made you think that you could approach me with that.
But you said you like to-- I know I said it on my show,
but damn, dude, have some game.
Is--is it me?
[Laughs]
No, seriously, I just need to know.
I mean, am I giving off something?
[Laughs]
I hope I'm not being too forward, but I would love to get you a drink.
Well, my mother told me to never accept a drink from a
stranger, so you can start by telling me your name.
It's Winston.
And you are?
Keisha.
And I'd love a vodka cranberry.
Can I get a scotch and soda and a cranberry and vodka for the lady?
So tell me, do you have anyone special in your life right now?
Uh, I wouldn't want to be disrespectful.
I can assure you that there is absolutely no one special in my life.
Damn.
I don't know if I should feel happy for me or sorry for you,
but I do feel lucky.
Why is that?
Because I've been watching guys strike out with you all night.
But for some reason, you haven't sent me away.
You haven't given me a reason to yet.
And I don't plan on it.
I don't think I've seen a woman capture your attention like this before.
What are you talking about, pop?
Oh, come on, son.
I know you, boy.
You've been staring over there at that woman all night long,
and you're drinking more than usual.
Now, who is she?
Keisha Greene.
Someone I've been trying to stop thinking about.
Ah, but it's not working, I see.
There's just something about her.
Maybe you need to explore what that something is instead of running.
I don't know.
I like my freedom, you know?
Plus, there are still some questions that I have about her
that haven't been answered.
Look, I know how it is, running with this one and that one.
But after a while, it got old.
Then I met you ma and I messed that up 'cause of how I liked my freedom.
I got this, pops, okay?
I'm cool.
Ready, girl?
Look, I know everyone's got to make their own mistakes, and
you're no different.
I'll check you later.
You don't have to help me.
You cooked everything.
The least I can do is clean.
I don't mind doing dishes.
Plus, it's an excuse to spend a little more time with you.
[Laughs] Okay, good.
How about I wash, you dry?
Uh, I'd rather help you wash.
I mean, there are a lot of dirty dishes.
Uh, I like that idea.
So tell me, how does a man who's handsome, talented, and
well-traveled stay single?
Well, I haven't met the right woman yet.
Sorry about that.
Oh.
I ran into a colleague on the way back from the bathroom.
Oh, no problem.
You were telling me about mergers and acquisitions?
Yeah.
What is that exactly?
Well, basically, my job is to assess the true value of a
company in order to determine whether it's worth taking over.
Hmm.
That sounds like something I'd be good at.
Really?
Absolutely.
Assessing and taking over, I'm doing that right now.
[Both laugh]
You're funny.
I've never had a lady say that to me.
I like you.
I'm just wondering if the feeling is mutual.
Still assessing.
I'll have a madras, please.
Oh, please, sit.
I'll stand.
Thank you.
How refreshing.
A real gentleman.
There are a few of us left.
I was wondering if you'd like to spend a little more time with me
later on this evening?
After this party is over, I'm going home to take a long, hot bubble bath.
Why don't we take that long, hot bubble bath together?
Whoa, slow down.
You don't know me like that.
I'll give you $10,000.
Why would you give me $10-- Wait, you think I'm a--?
Oh, hell no.
Keisha, I'm a wealthy man accustomed to getting what I
want, and I don't mind paying for it.
I thought you'd be flattered.
Here's a down payment.
Think about it.
I'll be at the empire for a couple of nights.
♪ I met this girl ♪
♪ named radio ♪
♪ said her signal was low ♪
♪ she wasn't getting ♪
♪ my sound ♪
♪ she kept the volume down ♪
♪ I told her ♪
♪ turn up the bass ♪
♪ bass ♪
♪ and then she kissed me ♪
♪ in my face, face, face ♪
♪ I told her I had a girl ♪
♪ that meant the world to me ♪
♪ she just looked me ♪
♪ up and down ♪
Excuse me, miss.
Look, I'm new, so I don't really know all the rules, but I'm
pretty sure if you're just gonna sit here all day, you're gonna
have to buy something.
Who the hell is she?
Oh, this is my new intern Christina.
Christina, this is Keisha, my best friend.
She's been helping out here every day as a favor.
But since she's never done much more than this, val had to
bite the bullet and pay someone.
That's why you're here.
I'm glad you guys got it worked out.
Well, it was nice to meet you, Keisha.
I'll make sure I keep all the customers off the couch for you.
I like this girl.
She's got potential.
So val, I didn't hear any screams of passion coming from your room last night.
No, but I did have to call April this morning and thank her
for introducing me to Blake.
I mean, it was the perfect evening.
He's funny, sexy, and he can cook his ass off.
Huh.
Did you kiss him?
We kissed all over the kitchen, all over the living room, at the front door the
whole time we were saying good-bye.
If you were a guy, that story would be so hot.
So val, if it was that good, why do you look so sad?
Because I like him.
He doesn't live here, so we're not building to anything.
What I want is so close yet so far away.
Thanks for spoiling a semi-hot story.
So, how was that party I wasn't invited to?
It was cool.
I met a very sweet, wealthy man who wined and dined me all night
long and then offered me $10,000 to sleep with him.
What?
What an ass.
Forget that.
How was the sex?
I wouldn't know.
I didn't do it.
But he told me to keep the money while I think about it, so I'm
thinking about how I'm gonna spend it.
Jerk.
I cannot believe he thought he could buy you.
Idiot.
Why is he an idiot?
Women trade sex for stuff all the time.
Excuse me?
Women always want guys to spend money on them, and you'll gladly accept knowing
that sex is his agenda, but if he just wants to give you the
money up front, you get offended?
Right, because that's prostitution, not dating.
I don't see the difference.
Omar, there is a huge difference.
Why?
You said he was handsome and charming and everything was good
until he offered you the money.
Mm-hmm.
But if he were to take you out on three or four dates,
spend the same $10,000, he'd be the man of your dreams, not a jerk.
The difference is, when you date a guy, if you give it up to
him, it's on your terms.
If they want to spend money in the hopes of getting it, pfft, that's on them.
That's true, Keisha, but come on.
There's only so much you can accept before he expects something in return.
And you did keep the money, Keisha.
I kept the money to teach him a lesson.
How is he learning a lesson?
He probably thinks you're getting waxed for him right now.
Where did you suddenly get all this testosterone from?
Go accessorize somebody.
Here comes the divorced rich bitch.
Hey, beautiful.
Hey, val.
Hi.
I have a shirt on hold that I need to pick up today.
I'll get it.
This is gonna look so good on you.
I know.
I love it so much, I had to have it in every color.
Okay, that's $584.34.
Just put it on my tab, will you?
Well, uh, wait, Gretchen.
Actually, my policy is to settle at the end of every month, and
it's been three months, so I'd appreciate it if you-- Next time, babe.
I'm super late for an appointment.
Okay.
"Super late for an appointment."
She's super playing you, val.
One in every color.
She's a trip.
It's okay.
I'm sure she'll pay the next time she comes in.
If I'm here, she definitely will.
♪ Whoo-whee ♪
♪ back in 1984 ♪
♪ a child came low and alone ♪
♪ lo and behold, I was fresh ♪
Uh, yeah. Yeah.
I--yeah.
I finally--I finally watched the video and, uh, I hear that you love it.
Yeah, that's interesting because I hate it.
Dante handles it from here.
You answer to him now, okay?
I mean, can you believe this kid?
After he's spent 300 grand on a video that no one will ever see.
Joseph Kahn would have killed this video.
April, get Kahn on the phone.
Wes, hey, I know you're busy, but before I do that, can I just say something?
I found a rapper.
This kid is like a baby Beastie Boy.
He's got this everyday appeal and I think that the urban
audience is going to love him.
I am telling you, this kid is a star.
Yeah, you and every other assistant at the label.
I don't have time for this right now, baby, please.
Wes, seriously, you want to meet this kid.
April, you're my girl and all, but you should stay in your lane.
I think I hear phones ringing.
Wes, you said that if I brought in talent that I could move up to a&r.
[Groans]
All right, well, then you won't mind if I take him to my
friend at def jam south?
All right, bring him through tomorrow at 2:00.
Thank you.
Oh, no, wait.
Um, can we do 3:00?
2:00, April.
One, two. 2:00, please.
Look at her, so sweet, so innocent.
So easy.
A guy brings her flowers and she's gone.
You'd think he bought her a Maserati.
I knew it was risky when I bought the tickets without
asking you, so I'm giving you an out.
Are you kidding?
I love Coldplay.
I would sing yellow for you, but you'd never speak to me again.
Great, then it's a date.
And afterwards, we'll celebrate.
What are we celebrating?
I got the job.
[Gasps]
You're moving to Atlanta?
That's great.
Yep.
So, I'll call you later.
I've got to find a place to live.
Okay.
All right.
What's up, Colgate?
Shut up.
Blake got the job, and it looks like I have a new boyfriend.
That doesn't go there.
Hey!
Hey.
Mmm, I think you could go a size bigger.
I read about your divorce.
I'm really sorry.
It must have been tough.
What are you doing?
You know what else is tough?
When a small businesswoman's just trying to stay in business
and the nouveau riche chicks like you don't pay their bills.
I mean, it'd be a shame if Necole Bitchie got the story with photos.
Are you crazy?
Yeah, I kind of am.
Get out!
I'm goin'.
Oh, and, um, after you pay up, no hard feelings?
Here.
I even have a sexy top you can rock with those jeans.
Did everything work out?
The new girl shook me down, told me if I didn't pay my tab,
she'd tell Necole Bitchie.
[Gasps] What?
Oh, Gretchen, that's inexcusable.
I can't apologize enough.
Just put the whole thing on there.
You know, she's my new intern, but that is no excuse.
I do not treat my customers this way.
I should hope not.
Christina will be dealt with.
This will never happen again.
You know what?
I will just email you your receipt.
Again, I'm so sorry.
I know.
I'm fired, huh?
Not this time, but don't let it happen again.
April has apologized and accepted responsibility for the damage she's done.
Nice of her.
Do you think that you could ever find it in yourself to accept her apology?
There must be some reason why you came here today, something
that you wanted to hear or to communicate to April.
Okay, well, I guess we'll end it here, then.
I miss you, Darryl.
I miss us.
And I know that I have no right to expect you to forgive me.
I just hope you will.
I trusted you.
Things weren't perfect.
I felt some distance, but I figured, whatever she was going
through, we'd go through it together.
I know marriage isn't all happy all the time.
It's getting through the rough patches that makes it stronger.
There are a lot of women in Atlanta, but no woman in the
world could ever make me cheat on you, hurt you, and betray you.
Betray us.
And I am so sorry.
I made a mistake.
I keep asking myself, how--how could she?
Good, Darryl.
Continue.
Don't worry about going over the allotted time.
I feel like someone yanked my world out from under me.
When you think you know someone and then one day you wake up and
they've done something so reprehensible, nothing makes sense anymore.
You have to re-evaluate everything you've ever believed and...
I don't know where to begin to try and forgive her.
[Laughs]
Oh, my God.
I'm so sorry I'm late.
Oh, I knew it.
I knew you'd love Mac.
Oh, he's as good as you said.
Better.
We signed him.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
This is crazy.
These guys right here, the coolest.
Gonna give me play.
Hey, that's what I like to hear.
Let me show you something.
So, uh, what's the next step?
Oh, next we make some hits.
Dante already knows which producers he wants to put him in the studio with.
Oh, baby, no worries.
You're gonna get your finder's fee for bringing him in.
A finder's fee?
Wes, you said if I brought in an artist, I could a&r the project.
But you weren't here.
I clear my books because you've begged me to bring this kid in
and it's not important enough for you to show?
If you're gonna be mad, be mad at yourself.
All right, come on, let's do this.
Let me introduce you to the big mix family.
Oh.
Uh, that's not gonna happen for a while.
I'm sorry.
You're just so sexy and I really like you.
Is there a clause in that 90-day rule?
Can I at least tell you what I want to do to you?
Hmm.
I'm pulling up the contract in my head and, yeah, I think the
court will allow it.
[Laughs]
[Sighs]
Right now I'm kissing your breast.
Oh.
And now I'm going down to your belly button.
Mmm.
And now I'm holding your thighs and kissing your right one.
Mmm, I like that.
Tell me where else you want to kiss me.
And now... uh-huh.
I come back up to your mouth and I kiss you some more.
Oh, why'd you come back up?
Go back down.
I like where you were going.
Sorry.
That's okay.
And now I'm kissing your lower back.
Uh-huh.
And now I move around to your hips.
You have beautiful hips.
Blake, you know, you don't have to be a gentleman.
We're just talking.
You can tell me how you want to kiss me there.
Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.
Blake?
Yeah.
Um, I don't do that.
Huh?
Why not?
Well, that's what this is for.
This is all a woman needs.
But wouldn't you want me to do that to you?
Of course.
It's natural for a woman to do it to a man.
But me?
No.
I'm not doing that.
It's unmanly.
[Sighs]
You're serious?
That's really a deal-breaker?
Absolutely.
You have to give to receive.
[Sighs]
Hello, beautiful.
I knew you'd come.
You owe me an apology.
Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
Whoa, Keisha.
My money.
Hey.
Yeah, she brought it.
Yeah, she's gone.
I'm right behind you, man.
Surprising thing, right?
It surprised me.
♪ Well, I'm just gonna let ♪
♪ something brand-new ♪
♪ happen to me ♪
♪ and it's all right ♪
I gave him back his money.
Gave him the little ** for my trouble.
Drinks on me by the way.
Look at this.
- I think Malcolm set it up. - Shut up!
I know, right? Can you believe that?
Mhh... yeah!
Look at it from his point of view. He suspects you stole his watch,
who knows what he read about you in that book Jasmine wrote,
and you make it no secret that you only date man with money.
Well, I really like him.
He just happens to have money.
And since when do you care about Malcolm's point of view?
I'm on your side. I'm just trying to give you something
to think about it before you write him off completely.
Now can I please have some more champagne?
- Hmmm. - Yes, please.
Thank you, Mr. Indecent Proposal,
for providing champagne so expensive
I can't even pronounce it.
- Toast toast. - ***.
Oh, Val, I've been so caught up in all my drama, I've been meaning to ask you.
- How is it going with **? - Going?
He's gone.
He doesn't dine on *** cuisine.
- Oh, so disappointing. - Please...
I thought chefs tried everything at least once.
You think?
That's right.
One of his ex-girlfriends had mention that a long time ago.
My bad.
You knew about this?
April, how could you do me like that?
I'm sorry. Val, I totally forgot.
Just for that, you can't have any of the good stuff.
Somebody bring this bitch ***.
***
Next on Single Ladies...
I know that I've been saying all year that I wanted a big blow out for my birthday
But now I just wanna be ***.
Hey, pretty lady.
- I wanted to bring you these before I go. - Theo!
I'm Sebastien. I *** to meet you online.
It's raining men for you right now.
When it rains like this, you don't stay inside.
They're all staring at me. They know I was with the mayor. I need to go.
They're staring at all of us, April.
Because we're hot.
- I'm Nolan Gifford. - Nice to meet you too.
- Mr. Gifford. - Dr. Gifford.
Dr. Gifford.
Darryl... You came.